What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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